I. Cryptobiosis
Before the internet, before oxygen was fashionable, the Tardimals curled up into little barrels of dust and waited. Boiled, frozen, irradiated, ignored — they simply stopped time and came back chunkier.
Lore
Half a millimetre tall. Completely unkillable. Here is how it happened.
II. The Vacuum Years
Shot into orbit as a joke, they returned unbothered and slightly smug. Space did nothing. Monday, however, remains an unsolved threat.
III. The Colony
They found the meme wall. They found googly eyes. They multiplied. Every upload is another moss-drop in the colony, and nothing posted here has ever truly died.